Priest Simulator: Vampire Show
A mockumental action game. Go forth and rock in the absolute weirdest and most messed up simulator in the history of sandbox shooters. Fully unprofessional English language version. This dub will have you in stitches.
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Editions
Priest Simulator: Vampire Show
zł 11.60
−65%
zł 11.60
−65%
Moonshine at Mass
zł 32.86
−35%
zł 32.86
−35%
Wedding day
zł 34.34
−24%
zł 34.34
−24%
Heretical x Priest Simulator
zł 35.16
−30%
zł 35.16
−30%
Crime Simulator x Priest Simulator
zł 36.99
−21%
zł 36.99
−21%
Priest Simulator: Splendor Set
zł 43.24
zł 43.24
Sejm The Game & Priest Simulator: Vampire Show
zł 46.12
zł 46.12
Add-ons 2
Priest Simulator: Her Ghost DLC
zł 5.85
zł 5.85
Vulgator (Priest Simulator OST)
zł 14.97
zł 14.97
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About
Priest Simulator is an action mockumentary with a completely messed-up story that will introduce you to the fantastic world of modern Poland. Put yourself in the cassock of a vampire priest who wants to get his batoon back and return to Hell. To that end, you must fight shatanistic hordes, beef up, renovate the church, and gather splendor.
Divine arms at your disposal
Use your divine arsenal of 8 unique weapons. You’ve got two hands. That means two weapons at once! Defend San de Ville from shatanists and Hell’s envoys using a combination of your choosing. Use black metal to craft upgrades and adapt them to your play style.
Renovate the church
The church is in shambles. It’s more of a dump than a weekly rendezvous spot for christianists. Buy church restoration blueprints, use modern technology to renovate the temple, increase the faith level, and unlock new attractions such as confession and sermons.
Deliver the villagers from damnation
Shatanists are not the greatest evil you will encounter in San de Ville. The pastor sold the villagers some totems imbued with demonic powers. Possessions have broken out, and it’s your responsibility to rescue the peasants. Performing exorcisms and sorting out the mess your colleague left behind is quite degrading. Feel right at home.
Remember to try out Heavy Duty as well. Experience a single speck of what the full game has in store and brace yourself for the wildest trip of your life.
Divine arms at your disposal
Use your divine arsenal of 8 unique weapons. You’ve got two hands. That means two weapons at once! Defend San de Ville from shatanists and Hell’s envoys using a combination of your choosing. Use black metal to craft upgrades and adapt them to your play style.
Renovate the church
The church is in shambles. It’s more of a dump than a weekly rendezvous spot for christianists. Buy church restoration blueprints, use modern technology to renovate the temple, increase the faith level, and unlock new attractions such as confession and sermons.
Deliver the villagers from damnation
Shatanists are not the greatest evil you will encounter in San de Ville. The pastor sold the villagers some totems imbued with demonic powers. Possessions have broken out, and it’s your responsibility to rescue the peasants. Performing exorcisms and sorting out the mess your colleague left behind is quite degrading. Feel right at home.
Remember to try out Heavy Duty as well. Experience a single speck of what the full game has in store and brace yourself for the wildest trip of your life.
Facts
- Released
- Oct 6, 2022
- In catalog since
- Oct 18, 2026
- Publisher
- Delirma
- Developer
- Asmodev
- Platforms
- PC, XboxSeriesX, PS5
- Genres
- Action, Adventure, Indie, Simulation
- Features
- Single-player, Steam Achievements, Partial Controller Support, Steam Cloud, Family Sharing
- Languages
- English, Polish languages with full audio support
System requirements
Minimum
Minimum:- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS *: Windows® 7 64-bit
- Processor: Intel i5, 6th gen (or equivalent)
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050Ti (or equivalent)
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 10 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX compatible
Recommended
Recommended:- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows® 10 64-bit or newer
- Processor: Intel i5, 9th gen (or equivalent)
- Memory: 16 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2060 (or equivalent)
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 10 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX compatible