DPS: Desktop Pension Squad

[Desktop Pension Squad — The Legends Are Back (Sort Of)]

A former lord of the labyrinth. A one-armed markswoman. A timid lich with a staff that eats everything. A jester who takes heads with a smile. And a reaper who protects monsters instead of collecting them. Past their prime, retired, half-ready — and not one of them thinks it's over. These washed-up monsters are your squad. Get the old-timers back on their feet, push back the humans pouring in, and take back the glory days they were robbed of.

[You don't press buttons. You build triggers.]

No inputs mid-fight.

Every skill fires on its own condition — on your third attack, the moment an enemy drops, when a Mark lands on the target.

Eight skills per character. What you equip and which triggers you chain together — that's your squad's real firepower. A well-built squad proves itself on the field.

[BATTLE START]

1. A Desktop Idle RPG

Your very own squad, fighting it out in the corner of your desktop while you pretend to work. Dead simple controls — just click and go.

2. Monsters With Personality

Legends back in the day. Kind of a mess now. Every old-timer has a story, and they're all convinced they've still got it. (They might!)

3. Loot, Loot, Loot

Every human you knock down drops something. What legendary piece is dropping today? Only one way to find out.

4. Trade on the Steam Community Market

Everything you find is tradable on the Steam Community Market. That lucky drop? Actually worth something.